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Famous Quotes:
'Goosnargh,' said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should be.
"Come on, I need a drink."
       Ford after explaining to Arthur that the end of the Earth is just twelve minutes away
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
       Ford in the 'Horse and Groom'
"Nnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyuuuuuuurrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!"
       Ford appreciating vogon poetry
"Wow, what sort of drinks do you serve in this place?"
       Ford at Milliways after learning that the universe will explode for his pleasure
"Oh, I hope not!"
       Ford when the waiter suggests that Ford might have misunderstood him
"Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow."
       Ford on a Lazlar Lyricon
"You're a load of useless bloody loonies!"
       Ford's opinion of the the people of the Golgafrincham 'B' Ark
"Frivolous exercise!"
       Ford commentating on Arthur and him contemplating the meaning of life
"Very nice. You must hate it."
       Ford about Arthurs cave
"I'm singlehandedly responsible for the evolved shape of the animal you came to know in later centuries as a giraffe."
       Ford embarking on one of his 'hobbies' while stranded on prehistoric earth
"Somebody Else's Problem"
       Ford when Arthur asks him what a SEP is
"Just get me out of here, and get me to a party, with people I can relate to!"
       Ford during the Krikkit attack on Lord's Cricket Ground
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I'm therefore excused from saving universes."
       Ford on the suggestion he might help fight an ancient curse
"We would love to stay and help. Only we're not going to!"
       Ford after the Krikkit robots have visited the flying party
"Do you mind if we take this? You won't be needing it!"
       Ford when discovering an unopened bottle in the debris the party had become
"Are you coming now?"
       Ford after Arthur saved the universe from Hactar's bomb on Lord's Cricket Ground
"Credit? Aaaargggh..."
       These two words were usually coupled together in The Old Pink Dog Bar
"Life is like a grapefruit."
       Ford in a dream where he explains life in New York to a newly created lifeform
"At least one of his heads is now saner than an emu on acid."
       Ford commentating on Zaphod's state of mind in part IV of the trilogy
"Ok kids, looks like we're on our way!"
       Ford as the ramp closes on the giant xaxisian warship taking Arthur, Fenchurch and himself with it.
"What do you need to have explained this time?"
       Ford coming round after having been knocked out by Random and noticing Arthur
"Sometimes you have to show a little respect."
       Ford explaining why he wants to buy the King's spaceship
"Couple beers, and, I dunno, a couple bacon rolls, whatever you got - oh and that pink thing outside."
       Ford ordering the essentials at the Domain of the King Bar & Grill
"This bill is going to need some validation."
       Ford explaining why he wants to review the Domain of the King Bar & Grill
"Fuck 'em."
       Ford when Arthur mentions that foie gras is cruel to the geese

a dividing line

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