"Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says
that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and
also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. ... The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica."
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